Most accurate post in the history of ever.
OH MY GOD. WHY DID I PUT THIS ON THE INTERNET. AND I WONDER WHY I DON’T HAVE A BOYFRIEND
A mum went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality all along but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right, however seeing the two together just made her even more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two, she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really mumm, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
We can’t find our silver platter for some reason. I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Let us know your thoughts.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear lovely handsome Son,
Thanks for checking. I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way, but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
why is it that were always told not to get tattoos at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18? i’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant something to me when i was young than be 40 years old not wanting to get out of bed to go to a job that i hate because i was forced to decide on a career in my teens